Tuesday, December 27, 2011

timepass falli timepass !!!!

hiiiiiiiiiii
अब क्या बताये
की यहाँ कैसे आये
दिल में उठी टीस
औउ हम यहाँ आगिस
ना कछू जाने
ना कछु माने
लिए कंघी और
लगे खुजाने 
देश की हालत है ख़राब
फिर भी बिकत है शराब
ना तुम पियों ना हम पिए है
फिर भी सब बहके हुए है
बहुत हो गयी बकवास
काम नहीं है मेरे पास
काम्नाही है मेरे पास
चलो अब सो जाए
सपनो में खो जाए
और देखते ही  देखते ही
सुबह हो जाए
ओके बाय बाय : >)


Saturday, December 17, 2011

jawaab ka bhooka . . . . . tera dimaag mera dimaag ?

aye khaali dimaag !!!!
tujhse hai ye iltazaa ki
kabhi to . . . . kabhi to . . .
to mujhe akleaa chor diya kar.
jab dekho naye naye kathin
sawaalo ke saath mere
sar par aa baithta hai tu.
fir agar jawaab nahi mile toh
dard ban baithta hai tu.
yaar kaash pet ki tarah
tujhe bhi roz saaf kar sakta.
kabhi kabhi to aata hai mann me ki
kaha se itne sawaal paida karta hai tu ? ?
aur kyun hamesha jawaabon ka bhooka rehta hai tu ? ?


Friday, December 9, 2011

kuch zazbaton k liye polio abhiyaan chalana padegaa . . .

main apne na hone ka maatam man raha hoon
kyunki jo main hoon wo main nahi hoon
wo koi aur hai.
aur jo main tha wo ab main nahi hoon.

bahut si aadatein samay k saath dafn ho gayi hai.
unki yaad aane par barsi mana leta hoon.
tasveero ko dekhar main 
muskurahat ke phool chada deta hoon.

yaar ye khyaal kaha se aa rahe hai
lagta hai aaj wo ruka hua baandh
toot gaya hai shayad isiliye ye
dhaddhaate huye mere paas aa rahe hai.

kya boss fir chale gaye tum us band haveli me
jaha logo ka aana jaana mana hai.
sun hai ki 
waha kuch sirfire utt patang baatein karte hai
ek kala choga pehna sir dhaakkar 
pedo ki daaliyo par chalaa karte hai
shaam ko tyaari chalti hai zoro shoro par
aadhi raat ko raadhyaein nikalti hai
shyaam rang odke ye raas leela karte hai
raat bhar madhur sangeet k beech
ye aadhyatam tak pahuchte hai.

khair chor do is haveli ko 
main yaha se nikal kar 
kahi door jaana chahat hoon
jaha mere aaradhya apni swamini k saath
vishaal vraksh ki chupaal ki chaav me 
baith kar mera intezaar kar rahe hai
prabhu jee main aapke charno me
baithkar sukun so so paongaa.
ye duniya mujhe sapno me uljhaaye rakhti hai
aur hakikat bankar mujhe darati rehti hai.
yaha door door tak shaanti ka naamo nishaan nahi
infrastructure k naam par nature ka roz blaatkaar karte hai.
inko samjhane jao to aadimanav kehkar prahaar karte hai.
aasman se bhi main nazare nahi mila paata.
inke banaye huye pollution se wo bhi pareshaan hai.
kaha jao main mere prabhu
dil to mera saaf hai iraade bhi nek hai
fir kyun main yaha atkaa hua mehsoos kar raha hoon
chah kar bhi main aagey nahi bad paa raha hoon.
manzil k saamney aate hi 
hauslaa naa jane kaha 
gayab ho jaata hai.
aur jaha se shuruwaat ki thi maine
ye dil wapas wahi pahuch jaata hai.
kai baar aisa hua kai baar
ab to shuruwaat karne me bhi darr lagta hai.
kinaro par baithkar bus patthar fek
raha hoon in lahro me.
ab naav lekar utarne me darr lagta hai.
tu mil jaata mujhse to thoda hausla udhaar de deta
par ab naa jane kaha kaise milega ye hausla mujhe.
tab tak patthar fek kar kaam chalana padegaa.
 
 

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

title !!! desh ka bhavishya sone wala hai (-:

hello ppl,
aaj kya likhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai. vaise ye achchi dimaag ekdum relax hai. shayad aaj dimaag me vichaar aaram se so rahe hai. haan to aaj ka din kaisa beeta kuch uspar hi  likh do.
aaj bahut se logo  ko kahi jaate dekha.
main ek garib se hotel me jaha ek bada sa hall hota hai.
waha bahar lagi bench par apne 2 dosto k saath chai pee raha tha.
saamney hi sadak thi jo aagey chowk par jaake milti thi.
to chai peete peete main chupchaap
waha se gujrate huye logo ko dekh raha tha
har koi apne hisaab se saj sawar kar nikal
shaan se aagey kadam bad raha tha
mano jaise koi ramp walk ho rahi ho
har koi apni almari se nayya kapda nikal
kar use dhodhakar press kara kar hi aaya tha
inme kuch garib bachche bhi the
jo nange paav school ki blue dress pehne huye
isme shaamil hone nikle the
mere desh ka bhavishya nange paav chalta hai
uske paas ek jodi kapda hai.
aur aur wo fir bhi muskurata rehta hai.
bus bahut gaya ab sar dard de raha hai
ab blogger blog post kar ke
sone waala hai
achche sapno me khone waala hai
doosri duniya me jaane waala hai
waha mahalo me rehne wala hai
fir subah mobile k alarm se jagne waala hai
bye gn tc

Monday, December 5, 2011

aakhirkaar draft se azaad huye ye alfaaz mere :)

1  kuch ajnabee apni hi marzi se hum dekhte hai
    shayad kuch dhoondte hai ya fir
    timepass karte hai.

2 barish me bheegi hui
   wo karti hai kiska intezaar 
   main yaha chaata pakde dekh raha hoon
   paani se dhulte huye uske chehro ko lagataar

3 haman hai ishq mastana, haman ko hoshyaari kya
   mere sapne dekhne se logo ko pareshaani kya

4 aajkal 'samay' mujhse khafa khafa sa rehta hai
   main apney tarah se chalta hoon
  aur 'wo' apney hisaab se chalta hai.


Sunday, December 4, 2011

kuch baat sunne k liye kano ki zaroorat nahi padti samjhe bachchu !!!!

hello ppl,
pata nahi aaj kaise mujhe likhne ka bhoot sawaar ho gaya.
par main ab logo k sawaalo se tang aa gaya hoon.
wo jab bhi mujhse milte hai ek hi shikayat karte hai ki main baat kyun nahi karta ? ? ? ?
arrey yaar kya ye zaruri ki hai ki 'baat karne k liye koi sunnewaala hona chahiye ? ? ?
ye to khi bhi nahi hai ki agar aapko baat karni hai mooh kholna hai to aapko dossre ke kaan ki zarurat padegi. yaar body language 90% baat bol dalti hai. bhagwaan k saamne haath jodkar aankhe bandkar ke kitna kuch bina mooh khole keh dete hai. paahdo ke beech akela khada tourist kitne hi baar pahado se pooch daalta hai ki tum itne majboot,sundar tikwaaw kaise ho. par pahad ke to koi kaan nahi hote.
kitni hi baatein hai jiske liye dossre k kaano ki zarorat nahi padti. main shayad aisi hi baatein karta hoon. bahut se sawalo k jawaab main khud se pooch leta hoon aur jawab mil jaate hai. to fir main kyun kisi ka kaan khaoo.
aur vaise bhi jab saamne waala duniyadaari ki baat karega to wo mere alein baaton ko kaisa samjhegaa. haan bahut hi ajjeb ajeeb se khyal aate hai kabhi kabhaar.
jaise baadlo ki pagdi baandkar solar system me ghumna chahta hooon.
nasa ko pencil banakar jupiter ko rangnaa chahta hoon.
ek doosri hi nayi duniya ki khojkar
aleins k saath party karna chahta hoon.
apni baato se alfaaz nikal kar
khud ko chuchaap sunna chahta hoon.
main bourgeoisie ko aleins
ko export karna chahta hoon.
aur ek sexy si alien import karke
uske saath 1 short film karna chahta hoon.

khair ab bas ho gaya aaj raat k liye itna hi likhna chahungaa aur to kuch samjh me nahi aa raha hai.
haan mere area ki sadke bahut kharaab hai to kal uspar ek tagdi news likhni hai.
okay guys meri bakwaas padne k sorry thank u.
kal fir likhunga kal fir khud ko halka karungaa.
pata nahi itne likhney k baad bhi mann nahi kar raha blog chor k jaane ka lagta hai pictue abhi baaki hai mere dost to chalo aagey kuch aur bhi likha jaaye.
aaj bhi samay mujhse aagey chal raha hai.
aur main itihaas ke panno me darz ho raha hai.
aise faltu baatein se mind saaf ho raha hai.
thoda sa parking me lochaa thaa.
par ab gaadi sahi jagah park ho raha hai.
kya bataye kitni khubsurat hai tumhari bhabhi
uske saamne to har koi flop ho raha hai.
aakha college me aisi hoor pari nahi hai boss
isse dekhkar to professor bhi jawan ho raha hai
jab wo julfe kholkar collega me lehrati hai
kasam se professor ki baal dye karne ki baari aati hai.
ladke to kya hai kangi nikal ke baal sawarte hai
aur ganje topi lagakar uske saamne jaate hai
to be continued . . . . . .