pata nahi aaj kaise mujhe likhne ka bhoot sawaar ho gaya.
par main ab logo k sawaalo se tang aa gaya hoon.
wo jab bhi mujhse milte hai ek hi shikayat karte hai ki main baat kyun nahi karta ? ? ? ?
arrey yaar kya ye zaruri ki hai ki 'baat karne k liye koi sunnewaala hona chahiye ? ? ?
ye to khi bhi nahi hai ki agar aapko baat karni hai mooh kholna hai to aapko dossre ke kaan ki zarurat padegi. yaar body language 90% baat bol dalti hai. bhagwaan k saamne haath jodkar aankhe bandkar ke kitna kuch bina mooh khole keh dete hai. paahdo ke beech akela khada tourist kitne hi baar pahado se pooch daalta hai ki tum itne majboot,sundar tikwaaw kaise ho. par pahad ke to koi kaan nahi hote.
kitni hi baatein hai jiske liye dossre k kaano ki zarorat nahi padti. main shayad aisi hi baatein karta hoon. bahut se sawalo k jawaab main khud se pooch leta hoon aur jawab mil jaate hai. to fir main kyun kisi ka kaan khaoo.
aur vaise bhi jab saamne waala duniyadaari ki baat karega to wo mere alein baaton ko kaisa samjhegaa. haan bahut hi ajjeb ajeeb se khyal aate hai kabhi kabhaar.
jaise baadlo ki pagdi baandkar solar system me ghumna chahta hooon.
nasa ko pencil banakar jupiter ko rangnaa chahta hoon.
ek doosri hi nayi duniya ki khojkar
aleins k saath party karna chahta hoon.
apni baato se alfaaz nikal kar
khud ko chuchaap sunna chahta hoon.
main bourgeoisie ko aleins
ko export karna chahta hoon.
aur ek sexy si alien import karke
uske saath 1 short film karna chahta hoon.
khair ab bas ho gaya aaj raat k liye itna hi likhna chahungaa aur to kuch samjh me nahi aa raha hai.
haan mere area ki sadke bahut kharaab hai to kal uspar ek tagdi news likhni hai.
okay guys meri bakwaas padne k sorry thank u.
kal fir likhunga kal fir khud ko halka karungaa.
pata nahi itne likhney k baad bhi mann nahi kar raha blog chor k jaane ka lagta hai pictue abhi baaki hai mere dost to chalo aagey kuch aur bhi likha jaaye.
aaj bhi samay mujhse aagey chal raha hai.
aur main itihaas ke panno me darz ho raha hai.
aise faltu baatein se mind saaf ho raha hai.
thoda sa parking me lochaa thaa.
par ab gaadi sahi jagah park ho raha hai.
kya bataye kitni khubsurat hai tumhari bhabhi
uske saamne to har koi flop ho raha hai.
aakha college me aisi hoor pari nahi hai boss
isse dekhkar to professor bhi jawan ho raha hai
jab wo julfe kholkar collega me lehrati hai
kasam se professor ki baal dye karne ki baari aati hai.
ladke to kya hai kangi nikal ke baal sawarte hai
aur ganje topi lagakar uske saamne jaate hai
to be continued . . . . . .
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